mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
technically those two events happened in the reverse order.
maybe tfios is john recovering from major octopus-testing head trauma
but he would definitely do it again
i mean he’s done this three times
They’re only 12 and 8 years old!!
BAWS.
O_O
holy freaking crap, theyre amazing. the tone of their voices!<3333 AHH.
tears omg
Don’t smoke… You’ll die!
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
(Source: kenziewrayy)
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
Here’s a neat trick: when you come across a tree stump, you can figure out how dead it is by counting the number of times it’s been chopped down.
— Ze Frank (via jamesishollywood)
(Source: suckafree1)
All I could think of was:
“Katniss Katniss! Come on come on! I made new cheese buns! Please comes try them! Katniss come on! I made them special for you! Please come to the bakery! Katniss!”
“Peeta I swear to god-“
“Katnisssssss!”
(Source: sleazypete)
i never know whether to stop trying or try harder
Today when I was at the library I found this.
Guy in audience knows exactly when the camera goes on him. Oh my god.
