Before vs After Adoption
me at a job interview
i love how it takes .08 seconds for me to determine whether or not a fic is good. like with regular literature sometimes you’ve gotta dig into it to figure out if you really wanna read this thing but when u got ao3 open at 3 am u just know. u just gotta read 3 lines and u know
Me after school before plans
Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story
Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far
“but how sick are you, really?”
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE
